I finally got her to crawl to me on her hands and knees

A friend of mine told me that he and his wife had a huge argument and that she eventually crawled to him on her hands and knees.

I asked him what she said

"Get out from under that bed you chicken!!"

Mentally Challenged Person Wearing a Tie

What do you call a mentally disabled person in a fancy suit? 

Mr. President. 

Professional Courtesy

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.